German Eurotrash

We had this German film crew roll up can't say to much not been paid yet, wanted to film an English eccentric doing his general shopping ect in a tank on the roads. Were you going to find one of those hmmm followed me for days hung round me like a tramps overcoat.

The host was the main German news reader l told all the lads she was an international porn star ,wow did that go down well really got their attention ,nothing was to much trouble she ended up crushing cars swimming the Grozdilkas ,up the pub in the Tanklimo.

Seems my interview will be dubbed in German god knows what they will Pretend i was saying. Couldn’t have been 100% German got one Goose stepping doing a Hitler salute who said they have no sense of humour, and not a sausage in sight.